How often do you eat hamburgers? It seems many people eat hamburgers only once or twice a year. They, like, keep track.Why is that? Is it because the hamburgers get stuck in their intestines? And cause discomfort? And the discomfort in turn causes nightmares? Nightmares about huge, faceless, humanoid, communist potato bugs and the impending apocalypse?
I'm sure there are plenty of truckers out there who eat nothing but hamburgers and beef jerky and drink energy drinks and take speed and I bet many of them live well into their thirties, right?
Right?!?
